Mourning doves are murderous, evil little birds bent on our destruction. They fly onto our windowsills at night like stalkers, attempting to peek between our blinds with their beady little black eyes to determine our […]
The hard part about hiring a sports icon to market various products or services is one doesn’t even know when the sports icon is going to freak out and swear like a Hell’s Angel or […]
Pendleton, Oregon is a town far away from Seattle and fairly far away from Portland and really far away from Portland, Maine, a town no one has ever been to but is apparently surrounded by […]
If I were a rich tycoon, I’d definitely have a National Football Team. Ah, an NFL team. NFL football team. I’d own it. One. Maybe eventually two. I’d call my first team the Porcelain Mice. […]
The thing the makers of Peloton, who we think are called “Peloton,” don’t disclose on a big sticker like they should is if we ride that stupid bike for months on end and still drink […]
The mentality of competition, otherwise known as competitiveness or, in some cases, sports psychology, allowed me to win the Seattle Half Marathon in 2002. Or maybe it was 2003. And technically, it’s called The Amica […]
Horse racing occurs once a year in Kentucky and lasts about 90 seconds, at least as far as most Americans outside of Kentucky are concerned. But horse racing is a legitimate sport for people so […]
The Summer Olympics are waiting like a stalking butler for most Americans to come home from work and not care. This is likely because most Americans are not true patriots, as evidenced by their proclivity […]
It’s normal to want to look cool. Cool communicates a confident handle on life – an ability to adapt to any situation, overcome massive obstacles, make a ton of cash, dress well and, most importantly, […]
Aside from being great places to watch sports, drink beer, hide from spouses, kids, and other mundane responsibilities, then eventually, at the last possible moment, call an Uber to go home, sports bars are great […]
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