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Articles by Patrick McNerthney

About Patrick McNerthney
Patrick McNerthney is a former President, Titan of Industry and general Society-Improver. He owns a business called Outcasting, which purportedly offers writing services, but is most likely a front for the illegal import and distribution of vacant hermit crab shells. Patrick aspires to own an NFL team and take over his block. He’s written four books: How to Break Out of Prison*, How to Cheat on Your Taxes*, How to Steal Your Neighbor’s Roof*, and The Future Will Not Involve Underwear**. *Not written yet **Not formatted or published yet
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Outdoor Sports

Our National Forests Need More Readily Available Parking

February 25, 2021 Patrick McNerthney 0

I know a guy who likes to bowhunt. I can tell because spanning the entire width of the rear window glass of his humungous Ford F350 there’s a decal that says “Bowhunter,” above an image […]

National

Self-Worth Only Comes From Victory

February 19, 2021 Patrick McNerthney 0

Pickleball may be one of the greatest sports ever invented. If you’ve never played, think miniature tennis with wooden rackets, a plastic ball, a shorter court, a lower net…ok this doesn’t sound like tennis at […]

Health & Fitness

Getting In Shape Is Not A Team Sport

February 11, 2021 Patrick McNerthney 0

You may have heard the Super Bowl is over and the other team won. I’m fairly certain this is how 95% of the country views the outcome of this painful event. That and the fact […]

Other

You Don’t Have What It Takes To Teach Physical Education

February 4, 2021 Patrick McNerthney 0

I ran into an old acquaintance the other day – he teaches health & fitness at a local high school. This is what physical education (P.E.) is called in modern times, as far as I […]

Outdoor Sports

Shotgun Sports And Steaks Are The Best

January 28, 2021 Patrick McNerthney 0

Since I’m really into self-delusion, I enjoy fishing, hunting, and the gentlemanly sport of blasting the bajeezus out of clay pigeons. There’s no better place to blast the bajeezus out of clay pigeons than the […]

National

Tom Brady Came Close To Ruining Your Life … You Just Didn’t Know It

January 22, 2021 Patrick McNerthney 0

I’m about two years older than Tom Brady. Maybe three or four. Ok I don’t know exactly, and you know what? I don’t want to know.  I do know that my friend and I were […]

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