Vernon Adams

Vernon Adams Has Tremendous Opportunity, Challenges At Oregon

Vernon Adams, the star quarterback of FCS giant Eastern Washington University, announced on February 9th that he was utilizing the graduate transfer rule allowed by the NCAA and would therefore be spending his final season suiting up for the Oregon Ducks. Anyone who has seen an Eastern Washington game in the past two years understands […]

National Signing Day

Hope Springs Eternal For All On National Signing Day

It’s been a rough couple of weeks for football fans in the Pacific Northwest. First, the Oregon Ducks’ dream of hitting the ultimate trifecta and bringing home the Heisman, Rose Bowl and National Championship trophies all in the same season suddenly turn into a nightmare as they were mowed down by the buzz saw that […]

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Oregon VS Washington Basketball Game Ticketing Preview

The Oregon Ducks will play host to a struggling Washington Huskies on Wednesday. Since the dismissal of center Robert Upshaw for a violation of team rules, the Huskies have struggled defensively and have given up 84 and 90 points in their last two outings. Conversely, after losing two straight games to Washington schools, the Ducks […]

National Signing Day

It’s Time To End National Signing Day

Today is National Signing Day in America. It’s really just a regular Wednesday that has been transformed by our instant news cycle and thirst for information into a frenzy of high schoolers committing to play college football for various universities on national television. This one is for the die-hards. No games will be won, lost, […]

National Signing Day

Happy National Signing Day College Football Fans!

Once again, it’s that time of the year where hope springs eternal for almost every team in the country. The likes of Alabama, Auburn, Florida State, Ohio State and the other college football juggernauts are fighting it out for the crème de la crème of the high school talent pool, while most other teams are […]

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The State Of Pacific Northwest Football

Unless you’ve been living in a subterranean cave, or have been in a coma for the last three years, you know that this is a great time for football in the Pacific Northwest. Oregon appeared in the first-ever College Football Playoff National Championship Game Presented by Too Many Money Grubbing Corporations. The Seattle Seahawks are […]

Mark Helfrich

How Smart Is Too Smart For Sports?

Being smart is one thing. No one is responsible for their IQ. It’s either in the family gene pool or you’re a freak of nature. Using your smarts is the biggest challenge. How do you channel that mental energy into something more constructive than solving Rubik’s Cube blindfolded? Should you take your big brain into […]

Rose Bowl

“Oregon Sucks,” Says The Media. “Not So Fast,” Says I.

Yep, the Ducks can’t play football after all. Within minutes of the end of Monday night’s National Championship Game, actually minutes before the end and slightly before Urban Meyer danced on Oregon’s grave with that last second touchdown, pundits, haters, and simply every ignoramus this side of Mars sang from the rooftops of Oregon’s gridiron […]

Marcus Mariota

What Losing Marcus Mariota Would Mean To The Ducks

There are a lot of reasons Marcus Mariota should leave the University of Oregon and go to the NFL. Should we list them? Mariota has already graduated from school. His classmates are gone or leaving, football and otherwise. Mariota is coming off of a season in which he won the Heisman Trophy in a historic […]

Ezekiel Elliott

The New Book Of Ezekiel

Hidden agendas make the best conspiracies. That’s where things get dirty. College football is no exception. The good news is the first College Football Playoff Championship looked as clean as big time college football will ever get. There’s still plenty of suspicion. How did Ohio coach Urban Meyer hide third string quarterback Cardale Jones, who […]

Ohio State Oregon

Don’t Let Loss Be The Final Word Of Oregon’s Amazing Season

Oregon got beat. Handily, convincingly, and thoroughly, and Urban Meyer didn’t need to run up the score to prove that point. It was a beat-down. And despite the Ducks getting break after break – from Buckeye fumbles, to Cardale Jones’ Jameis Winston impression, to Byron Marshall just barely avoiding Kaelin Clay ignominy on the goal-line […]

Mark Helfrich

Uniforms, Pride, And The Oregon Ducks In The National Championship

When you go to a national championship game, you bring everyone with you. That’s why there was hand-ringing yesterday when Nike unveiled Oregon’s national title game uniforms. The look is slick and appealing, but also white and sliver and black. Green and yellow, the school’s colors, and Donald Duck and the O, the school’s identities, […]


Referees Prepped For Last College Football Game

How much science goes into a football game? One ref defined the space-time continuum during the Oregon vs Florida State semi-final. “The previous play did not happen,” he said. The previous play was the one after the beautiful Chip Kelly-esque option right lateral that nearly scored. The one we’re supposed to forget was the ensuing […]