Frederic Piquionne

Hey Portland Timbers, What About Frederic Piquionne?

The Portland Timbers are screaming it, crying it out in the night, and flying banners through the air with the same desperate message: We need a target forward. All due respect, a team that has Maxi Urruti on the field is basically playing with ten men. Besides Urruti’s incredible lack of intelligence with his running […]

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What’s New? Another Game, Another Portland Timbers Letdown

What do you expect at this point? The Portland Timbers once again disappointed. They were outplayed by a team that won’t exist in six months – the same team they beat 5-0 on the road in the final regular season game of 2013. Ah, how the mighty have fallen. It was the Timbers 1, Chivas […]

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Portland Timbers Have A Must Win Game This Saturday

The first five games of the season have been less than stellar for the Portland Timbers. A miraculous last second goal in the home opener saved the Timbers from losing a regular season game in Portland for the first time since March, 9 2013. They followed up the opening draw with another shaky performance that […]

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OSN World Cup Primer 3 – Belgium

The small group of elite teams expected to advance into the late stages of the World Cup aren’t surprising, they’re favorites that make a strong showing every four years, from countries with a basic, ungovernable, insatiable love of the game. It’s more or less a kind of cultural birthright for Brazil to make a run […]

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Know Your Portland Timbers Opponent – Chivas USA

Column written by Edward Kilgarriff from, a partner of Oregon Sports News After a turbulent offseason for the LA club, a strong preseason offered new hope for the red & whites. The MLS announced that it had purchased the club from its Mexican owners and were looking for a buyer as well as a […]

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Finding The Humanity In Sports

It’s easy for me to sit behind this keyboard and bash Maximilano Urruti, a 23-year-old forward from Rosario, Argentina. I’ve been doing it a lot lately. I’ve been hammering Urruti because he’s very good at soccer. He reminds me of Jorge Perlaza, who was in town last week and watched the Seattle match at Providence […]

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Portland Timbers 4, Seattle Sounders 4 – Now Who’s Gutted?

The first thing to say here is this: Diego Chara, happy birthday. You the man. Now then: It was a pulsating, dramatic, are-you-not-entertained, do-not-blink, no-you-are-not-dreaming instant classic. And in the end, the Portland Timbers made America’s perpetual hot mess soccer team Seattle Sounders FC look like they had their act together. It was a crazy […]

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The Portland Timbers Are A Mess

I’m disappointed in Caleb Porter. Not because the Portland Timbers are losing. That happens. Teams slump. The good ones break out of slumps, and we’ll figure out soon whether the Timbers are one of those good teams. I’m disappointed in Caleb Porter, the wunderkind second-coming MLS Coach of the Year, because he’s not saying anything […]

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OSN World Cup Primer Part Two – Costa Rica

When the USA’s World Cup group was drawn, there was widespread dismay, as the teams looked nearly impossible to advance beyond. This, Americans said with weirdly gleeful morbidity, was “The Group of Death.” There’s something perversely stirring about impossibility. Lost causes are great to rally behind, and really, one of the greatest pleasures of a […]

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Know Your Portland Timbers’ Opponent – Seattle Sounders

Column courtesy of, a partner of Oregon Sports News, written by Edward Kilgarriff This weekend, the Portland Timbers host longtime rivals, the Seattle Sounders. The most well-known enemy of the Portland Timbers, is none other than the Seattle Sounders. Well let’s start with what’s new. The Sounders were busy in the off-season; they offloaded […]

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Portland Timbers – Bizarre Gloom In Dallas With Seattle On The Horizon

Let’s see: Michael Harrington and Je-Vaughn Watson were simultaneously sent-off for who the hell knows what, Portland’s Dallas ace Darlington Nagbe succumbed to an injury at halftime, and the Timbers conceded late goals in each half in an eventual 2-1 loss in Frisco. All in all, it was a thoroughly bizarre night in Texas that […]

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OSN World Cup Primer Part One – Ghana

This summer’s Brazilian World Cup is sneaking up on us, and as with all great things, the anticipation of the event is one of its greatest pleasures. There’s nothing like gorging on details beforehand because once the tournament kicks off, it’s going to be a blaze of complicated and enthralling storylines, byzantine history, bad luck, […]

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Know Your Portland Timbers’ Opponent: FC Dallas

This weekly column, courtesy of and author Edward Kilgarriff, breaks down the opposition facing the Portland Timbers, hopefully giving you an insight into the challenge we can expect the team to face. This weekend, the Portland Timbers travel to Texas to play FC Dallas. Surprisingly, the Texans nearly started the season without a head […]

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More Woe For Miserable Timbers

It just gets worse and worse. After the preseason, you could sense that all was not well with the Portland Timbers. After the opening night draw against Philadelphia, there was a mooted sense of worry. After that draw against Chicago, that sense was palpable, and now, after a miserable performance in and result against the […]